[Closeup of Jenny.]

[Closeup of Marina.]

Announcer: Everything you've heard is true.

[music]

[Jenny and Marina kissing in a bathroom stall.]

Tim: Jen?

[Jenny and Marina stop kissing.]

Jenny: Tim?

Tim: You allright?

Jenny: Yeah, hey.

Announcer: Showtime's provocative new series "The L Word" is the hottest show on television.

[Shane jumps into a woman's convertible car.]

Woman: Hey.

[The woman kisses Shane's neck.]

Shane: Where are you taking me?

Woman: It's a secret.

[Shane and the woman kissing passionately. The woman has her legs up over Shane's shoulders.]

Announcer: But you haven't seen anything yet.

[Tina is in her car, on the phone.]

Tina: (phone) Baby?

[music stops]

Tina: (upset) (phone) Something horrible just happened.

[music begins again.]

[Bette kisses Tina on her head.]

[Bette is yelling at a man, who is talking over her.]

Bette: (angry) This is my home! This is my family!

Man: (talking over Bette) It's disgusting, you have no right!

[Marina stands in front of Tim.]

Tim: You preyed on her...

[Tim opens the door to the garage. Marina and Jenny, caught in a compromising position, turn around.]

Tim: ... just to get into her pants!

[Dana is talking to Lara.]

Dana: You know what? I'm gay. When I hide that, I hide the best part of me.

[Dana, crying.]

[music changes.]

[Various shots of the cast, hugging, smiling, laughing together.]

Shane: Your mom got funky with me, allright?

Alice: She came on to you?

Leonore: We had a moment.

[Alice opens her eyes wide.]

Shane: She's wild, Al.

[Alice rolls her eyes and grunts, grossed out.]

[Alice and Tina are standing in front of Tina's mirror.]

Alice: I could use a little nice, uncomplicated, boring, boy-girl sex.

[Shots of Alice and Lisa, kissing in bed.]

Guy: Take it easy.

Lisa: I don't have to take it easy, allright, pal? I'm her lesbian lover!

[Alice rolls her eyes.]

[Jenny leans her head back and sighs with pleasure.]

[Shot of two hands clasping.]

[Shane and the woman kiss passionately.]

Announcer: The first season of "The L Word" is just heating up.

[Jenny and Marina dancing together on a boat, at a party.]

[Francesca puts down her suitcases.]

[Jenny and Marina in bed.]

Marina: Francesca's coming back tomorrow.

Jenny: Who is Francesca?

[Jenny and Marina kissing. Francesca walks in.]

Francesca: I thought it was a little quiet down here.

[They break the kiss.]

Announcer: The critics say "The L Word" is hot.

[Jenny kissing Marina's stomach.]

[words read: "THE L WORD IS HOT" People Magazine]

[The woman whispers in Shane's ear.]

Woman: I'm not wearing any underwear.

Announcer: Dynamic.

[words read: "DYNAMIC" TV Guide]

[The woman laughs.]

[Bette and Tina, cheek to cheek, smile.]

Announcer: Provocative.

[words read: "PROVOCATIVE" New York Times]

[Tim, in a rage, throws a bag of clothing on the lawn.]

Jenny: Tim? Can you stay here with me?

[Some of the cast sit on a couch and watch a girl walk by.]

Alice: If I didn't know it was you, I'd have thought someone hot just walked in.

[Dana sits down and shows off her new hairstyle.]

Marina: I've opened up your world.

[Jenny stares at Marina.]

[Shane stands close to a blonde girl.]

Girl: I've never met anyone like you before.

[Tim throws Jenny out.]

Tim: (pointing) Get out of my house.

[title card: the black and white cast shot, with "The L Word" across the bottom, "sundays 10" below that.]

Announcer: "The L Word." Same sex. Different city. Sundays at 10. Only on Showtime.

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