First full length preview/"Episode Clip 1" for 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript

[music]

[title card: Showtime presents]

Bette: Why is it so important for you to believe that everyone is sleeping with everyone else?

Alice: (whispering) Because they are.

[title card: The L Word]

[a man approaches Bette and Tina at a party]

Man: The two of you are just so... sexy.

[Bette and Tina laugh.]

[title card: Bette (a picture of Bette) ]

Bette: To us.

[title card: Tina (a picture of Tina)]

Tina: To our future.

[Bette and Tina, smiling, make a toast with glasses of wine.]

[title card: Committed (picture freezes on Bette and Tina clinking glasses)]

Kit: (excited) Ahhh!

[Bette, dressed in a white suit, snaps her fingers as she walks toward Kit.]

Kit: Baby girl!

[Bette and Kit hug.]

[title card: Kit (a picture of Kit)]

[title card: Family (picture freezes on Kit and Bette, smiling together)]

Alice: Is your sister like the coolest person on earth or what?

[Kit drinks from a beer bottle at a club]

[Kit, in the driver's seat of a car, rolls down her window as a police officer approaches]

[Kit and Bette are sitting together.]

Kit: I got it under control.

[Bette looks at Kit.]

[Tim and Jenny being intimate on Tim's couch.]

Jenny: I saw the neighbors having sex in their pool this afternoon.

[title card: Jenny (a picture of Jenny)]

[title card: Tim (a picture of Tim)]

[Shane and a woman, naked, kissing in the pool.]

[title card: Young Love (picture freezes on Jenny and Tim sitting on the couch together, Jenny's leg draped over Tim's)]

Tim: Why don't you tell me about it.

Jenny: I wasn't really watching that closely.

[Jenny sits on Tim's lap, facing him.]

Tim: (turned on) Oh, I think you were watching.

[Jenny looks at him as he talks to her.]

[Marina looks down at Jenny.]

[Jenny's eye widen a little as she looks back at Marina.]

Marina: A great mind is such a turn on.

[title card: Marina (a picture of Marina)]

Marina: It's sexy.

[Marina comes up behind Jenny.]

Marina: There you are.

[title card: The Hunter (picture freezes on Marina approaching Jenny)]

[Dana and Alice sit at a table together.]

[title card: Alice (a picture of Alice)]

Alice: For your information, I'm looking for the same qualities in a man as I am in a woman.

[Alice, smiling, sits on a couch.]

[title card: Searching (picture freezes on Alice, on the couch)]

Dana: (gesturing) Big tits.

[Dana playing tennis.]

Dana: If I'm outed, I'm screwed.

[title card: Dana (a picture of Dana)]

[title card: In The Closet (picture freezes on Dana, catching her breath on the court)]

Dana: Sponsors aren't exactly clamoring to have their stuff repped by big old lezzie tennis players.

[Dana and Lara are sitting off to the side of a tennis court. They kiss.]

Conrad: Hey.

[Dana and Lara stop kissing and look up at him.]

[Dana, Alice and Shane are sitting at a bar, girl-watching. Alice sips a drink.]

Dana: She looks like she's been around the block a few times.

Shane: What's wrong with that?

[title card: Shane (a picture of Shane)]

[Shane looking at someone at a party.]

Shane: I like you a lot, but... I like a lot of people.

[title card: Free (picture freezes on Shane looking at the camera)]

[music changes]

[Shane and a woman passionately kissing, as the woman takes her top off.]

[Shane and the woman having sex on a tabletop, the woman's high heels in the air.]

[Gabby dancing at a party.]

[Alice and Lisa making out.]

[Dana and Lara kissing inside an open doorway.]

[Tim caressing Jenny's face.]

[Marina and Jenny passionately making out in a bathroom stall.]

Shane: Sexuality is fluid. Whether you're gay or you're straight, you just go with the flow.

[Tim walks in.]

Tim: Jen?

[Jenny comes out of the stall.]

Jenny: Tim?

Alice: You guys think he knows?

Bette: Knows what?

Alice: That his girlfriend's making the team with Marina!

[Jenny, undressed, in the throes of passion, her lover unseen]

[Jenny and a woman watch Marina through a window.]

Woman: You had sex with that woman?

[Marina (through the window) doesn't notice.]

Woman: Wow.

[Jenny looks through the window at Marina.]

Alice: I just saw the cutest guy.

[Bette and Tina sleeping in their bed.]

[Bette talks to Tina.]

Bette: I wanna have a baby with you.

[Jenny, sitting up in bed.]

Jenny: (covering mouth) Oh my god.

[Tim throws a bag of clothes onto his lawn.]

Tim: (to Jenny, pointing to door) Get out of my house!

[Dana talks to someone at a cafe.]

Dana: I'm just never having sex again, that's all.

[title card: The Life]

Bette: Is that our baby?

[An ultra-sound monitor, showing Bette and Tina's baby.]

[Bette presses her cheek against Tina's; they smile as they look at the monitor.]

Doctor Wilson: That's your baby.

[title card: The Laughter]

[Shane, Alice and Dana sit together at a bar. A woman passes them.]

Shane: Fresh meat.

Alice: New blood.

Dana: Cris-pay!

[Alice looks at Dana.]

Alice: Uh-uh.

[title card: The Love]

Kit: There's only one thing that goes across all our realities.

[The group - Tina, Bette, Dana, Alice and Shane - walking around outside together.]

Kit: It's love.

[Short shots the actors posing together.]

Announcer: "The L Word," a new original series.

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