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First full length preview/"Episode Clip 1" for 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[music]
[title card: Showtime presents]
Bette: Why is it so important for you to believe that everyone is sleeping with everyone else?
Alice: (whispering) Because they are.
[title card: The L Word]
[a man approaches Bette and Tina at a party]
Man: The two of you are just so... sexy.
[Bette and Tina laugh.]
[title card: Bette (a picture of Bette)
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Bette: To us.
[title card: Tina (a picture of Tina)]
Tina: To our future.
[Bette and Tina, smiling, make a toast with glasses of wine.]
[title card: Committed (picture freezes on Bette and Tina clinking glasses)]
Kit: (excited) Ahhh!
[Bette, dressed in a white suit, snaps her fingers as she walks toward Kit.]
Kit: Baby girl!
[Bette and Kit hug.]
[title card: Kit (a picture of Kit)]
[title card: Family (picture freezes on Kit and Bette, smiling together)]
Alice: Is your sister like the coolest person on earth or what?
[Kit drinks from a beer bottle at a club]
[Kit, in the driver's seat of a car, rolls down her window as a police officer approaches]
[Kit and Bette are sitting together.]
Kit: I got it under control.
[Bette looks at Kit.]
[Tim and Jenny being intimate on Tim's couch.]
Jenny: I saw the neighbors having sex in their pool this afternoon.
[title card: Jenny (a picture of Jenny)]
[title card: Tim (a picture of Tim)]
[Shane and a woman, naked, kissing in the pool.]
[title card: Young Love (picture freezes on Jenny and Tim sitting on the couch together, Jenny's leg draped over Tim's)]
Tim: Why don't you tell me about it.
Jenny: I wasn't really watching that closely.
[Jenny sits on Tim's lap, facing him.]
Tim: (turned on) Oh, I think you were watching.
[Jenny looks at him as he talks to her.]
[Marina looks down at Jenny.]
[Jenny's eye widen a little as she looks back at Marina.]
Marina: A great mind is such a turn on.
[title card: Marina (a picture of Marina)]
Marina: It's sexy.
[Marina comes up behind Jenny.]
Marina: There you are.
[title card: The Hunter (picture freezes on Marina approaching Jenny)]
[Dana and Alice sit at a table together.]
[title card: Alice (a picture of Alice)]
Alice: For your information, I'm looking for the same qualities in a man as I am in a woman.
[Alice, smiling, sits on a couch.]
[title card: Searching (picture freezes on Alice, on the couch)]
Dana: (gesturing) Big tits.
[Dana playing tennis.]
Dana: If I'm outed, I'm screwed.
[title card: Dana (a picture of Dana)]
[title card: In The Closet (picture freezes on Dana, catching her breath on the court)]
Dana: Sponsors aren't exactly clamoring to have their stuff repped by big old lezzie tennis players.
[Dana and Lara are sitting off to the side of a tennis court. They kiss.]
Conrad: Hey.
[Dana and Lara stop kissing and look up at him.]
[Dana, Alice and Shane are sitting at a bar, girl-watching. Alice sips a drink.]
Dana: She looks like she's been around the block a few times.
Shane: What's wrong with that?
[title card: Shane (a picture of Shane)]
[Shane looking at someone at a party.]
Shane: I like you a lot, but... I like a lot of people.
[title card: Free (picture freezes on Shane looking at the camera)]
[music changes]
[Shane and a woman passionately kissing, as the woman takes her top off.]
[Shane and the woman having sex on a tabletop, the woman's high heels in the air.]
[Gabby dancing at a party.]
[Alice and Lisa making out.]
[Dana and Lara kissing inside an open doorway.]
[Tim caressing Jenny's face.]
[Marina and Jenny passionately making out in a bathroom stall.]
Shane: Sexuality is fluid. Whether you're gay or you're straight, you just go with the flow.
[Tim walks in.]
Tim: Jen?
[Jenny comes out of the stall.]
Jenny: Tim?
Alice: You guys think he knows?
Bette: Knows what?
Alice: That his girlfriend's making the team with Marina!
[Jenny, undressed, in the throes of passion, her lover unseen]
[Jenny and a woman watch Marina through a window.]
Woman: You had sex with that woman?
[Marina (through the window) doesn't notice.]
Woman: Wow.
[Jenny looks through the window at Marina.]
Alice: I just saw the cutest guy.
[Bette and Tina sleeping in their bed.]
[Bette talks to Tina.]
Bette: I wanna have a baby with you.
[Jenny, sitting up in bed.]
Jenny: (covering mouth) Oh my god.
[Tim throws a bag of clothes onto his lawn.]
Tim: (to Jenny, pointing to door) Get out of my house!
[Dana talks to someone at a cafe.]
Dana: I'm just never having sex again, that's all.
[title card: The Life]
Bette: Is that our baby?
[An ultra-sound monitor, showing Bette and Tina's baby.]
[Bette presses her cheek against Tina's; they smile as they look at the monitor.]
Doctor Wilson: That's your baby.
[title card: The Laughter]
[Shane, Alice and Dana sit together at a bar. A woman passes them.]
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Cris-pay!
[Alice looks at Dana.]
Alice: Uh-uh.
[title card: The Love]
Kit: There's only one thing that goes across all our realities.
[The group - Tina, Bette, Dana, Alice and Shane - walking around outside together.]
Kit: It's love.
[Short shots the actors posing together.]
Announcer: "The L Word," a new original series.
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